Just for laughs. Application Form for a night out with the boys and I thought that most of you might want to download it :D. The image might not be clear, so in Firefox, right click on the image, click View Image.
Should permission be granted, I do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below, at the stated times. I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below. I will not turn off my mobile after two pints, nor shall I consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance. I understand that even if permission is granted to go out, my girlfriend/fiancÃ©/wife retains the right to be pissed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.